________ .__ _____ .__.__ \_____ \__ _ _| | / \ _____ |__| | / | \ \/ \/ / | / \ / \\__ \ | | | / | \ /| |__/ Y \/ __ \| | |__ \_______ /\/\_/ |____/\____|__ (____ /__|____/ \/ \/ \/ {O,O} {O,O} /)_) (__(\ "" " " OwlMail No. II Date: 10/07/17 E-Mail me: owlman@protonmail.com My Website: https://owlman.neocities.org Text falls under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 ___________________________________________________ NEWSLETTER: "YOU CAN'T KILL ME!" "You Can't Kill Me!" This Week: >>WELCOME - To Hell? >>MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE - What Will it be Like? >>BABY DRIVER - His Name is 'Baby' >>ASCII OF THE NOW - Someone wins! >>CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! - You better! >>FAN MAIL - I do get some! >>UNTIL NEXT TIME... - Piss off ------------------------------------------------- >WELCOME First off, hello, second off, sorry. I'm English don't you know? Welcome to the second OwlMail thing, I am so very glad that you could make it today so you can read about crap that is going to waste your time! Why don't you get a drink, I need a drink just to write all of this rubbish down. ------------------------------------------------- >My Little Pony: The Movie Ah, My Little Pony. A name that brings back weird memories for me, getting up at unholy hours to watch the show, just because it was never on at normal times. Oh, and when I say "unholy hours" I mean at times like 06:00 just to watch one episode. Prepare to cringe when I say... I was a brony. Oh God. The cringe. So anyway, I'm going to talk about the trailer for the new movie, that should come out on the 8th of October 2017. So, uh, what is there to say, it's been over six years since the show started, this isn't the first MLP:FiM movie to come out, the first one being Equestria Girls all the way back in 2013, a movie that had little to do with ponies, but to do with humans. Wat da fuk? .-"""-, ___ / \ ___ ,' `\ L-' _`-, / _ / \ \ | ,' `, _,--""-, / \ | (\J F / Y `,/ \ | | \_/ \J_ __ / | / _>' \ ,' \"<_ / /_ | O| f O | L __/ ' `\ \_ / \__/ /' ` | ____ .-' `""" | _ ,' ,-' `-, \__/) 7 .-' ,' \ `=<______,,-( _ L_____/ _,-, L__ j 7 _,' () `-,' / /' `, / ( (__, (): () \ | L | `--' \:,' | | | | " | \ .--. F ,^\ \ / `>< | ,' _,-' >-. _____,-\ | / '--' \ _,-' ,' / J \ \ \__ | L _,-' ,' / F \ \ \ | _ | ( ,' / J L \ \ \ (_\_,' `._ ,' / F | L \ `-._ `) `--' / J | | L / / / F F | | | \_,r / J / F | `--' / F (___/ F (______/ (______/ Art by =W.L.= https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#=W.L.= Watching the trailer I got a real weird Angry Birds vibe to it, I'm not sure if that's just me or what. The movie also looks much nicer to look at than the normal TV show, the new art style reminds me of some Disney movies, or I might be going crazy. I think it may be the latter. At the end of the trailer, it spat out famous cast names of people who are in the film. None of whome I recognise. Is it bad I don't know who Kristin Chenoweth is, but I know about Kunt And The Gang? *Yes* Okay, so, will I go and see this movie at the pictures? Good Lord no. Will I watch it illegally on YouTube? Probably not. Is it the film bronies have been waiting for? We'll see when it comes out, but bronies have been waiting six years for it so it better be good! :MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE TRAILER :https://youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c ------------------------------------------------- >Baby Driver So, what do Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and The World's End all have in common? Well, they are all great movies all directed by Edgar Wright, who not only makes fab movies but also makes amazing comedy films. _ ., `\.____|_\ \______/ (_)(_) In 2003 Edgar Wright did direct a music video for Mint Rush that was about a robary and a guy in a car who likes music. Knowing Edgar Wright's past record of making very funny and good films, I am sure Baby Driver will be a smash hit! ...I hope... Watch: MINT ROYALE - BLUE SONG https://youtube.com/watch?v=dfrcZsKcVxU ------------------------------------------------- >ASCII OF THE NOW ASCII of The Now is a weekly thing that I do where I show you the best ASCII art that I've found on the Web. This is ASCII, not ANSI, not pixel art, but ASCII! The winner of this weeks "ASCII of The Now" goes to ASCII artist Joris Bellenger, better known as b'ger, who here has made a knight with a dragon computer. If you want to, you may view more of Joris' work with the link at the bottom. "AAARRrrrggghhh! Back Evil! You can't stop my quest for The Holly Ascii..IVANOHHHEEEEE" . _///_, . / ` ' '> ) o' __/_'> , ) ( / _/ )_\'> /.\ (_) ' "__/ /_/\_> /___\, __4_ ___/_/_/_/__ // ( ___\ __|_ , '\\\\\\ // |: \\ /,-./ ' ____|_ // ___)..:/_I__, "" | + '||:::::: \ (X|) (|x(____)x\ _) | '||_____| )\ 7|_\/>> x x x << \ \'______|_____| ).\ |:\/|x x x x| \_\< ___/____|___\___ )_/ ___\./__II[X]II__(o_)_| _ ' <<<:| /' b'ger _________ |_________'___o_o| __,'_' /:::::::::| __) \ \\___(_ __/.__,' ,((,-,__\ '', __\_/. __,' ''./_._._-' http://xs4all.nl/~svzanten/ascii/ https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#b'ger ------------------------------------------------- >CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! From the worst part of the Web, I have found some of the very best links for you to click on and check out! Enjoy at your own cost... :INTERNET AVENGER :http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/607908 :STICKY HAND :http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/692526 :NEW MATH :http://fav.me/d5rf2cu :GOBMAN :https://archive.org/details/Gobman_1020 :COMMING OUT SIMULATOR REVIEW :https://surl.neocities.org/1.htm :DANGEROUSLY FURRY :https://surl.neocities.org/2.htm :HOT CROSS BUNS :https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJl55d6z0rk :WHAT TIME IS IT? :https://owlman.neocities.org/whattimeisit/ :EDDFORCE - PLANKS ARE UNBREAKABLE :http://fav.me/db8bzs7 :SHARING A MOMENT :https://loadingartist.com/comic/sharing-a-moment/ So this part of "Check This Shit Out!" is the part where I talk about a band or album that I like and this time, I will talk about... The Specials! Okay, so if you're from the UK, you may already know about them, but, if you're lucky enouth to not be from the UK, let me tell you about them... The Specials, also known as The Special AKA, are an English 2 Tone and ska revival band formed in 1977 in Coventry. Their music combines a "danceable ska and rocksteady beat with punk's energy and attitude". Lyrically they present a "more focused and informed political and social stance" than most other ska groups. Yeah, I got that from Wikipedia... but you should still play their songs. All of them are great, but their hits are also very good like Ghost Town (make sure you play the 12"). ------------------------------------------------- >FAN MAIL This weeks fan mail comes from Your World of Text user, Mr. Guy who writes... Make this year a good one. Life doesn't just hand you a good year. You have to want it, and strive for it. So this year, 2017, you're going to adopt a positive attitude, and you're going to do everything in your power to enjoy every moment of it. Because you're cheating yourself out of so much if you don't. Thank you Mr. Guy for your very nice words! If you can, check out his Your World of Text world at this URL: http://yourworldoftext.com/~mrguy If you want to send me some fan (or even hate) mail, you can contact me with the E-Mail address at the top, or if you use Neocities, you may write on my wall at this URL; https://neocities.org/site/owlman ------------------------------------------------- >UNTIL NEXT TIME See you on the dark side of the moon. Okay, now that's out of the way, I'll like to show everyone my latest article called "Woman Fatally Shoots Boyfriend For YouTube Views" - it's not clickbait if it's true! Read about it here: https://owlman.neocities.org/library/youtubegun.html I have no idea what I'll do next, but hopfuly it will be good! Or not. Love you all! ~ Clive "James" Python P.S. Never stop doing what you love, never. ___________________________________________________